officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
— At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

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I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.

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i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass

(via cumleak)

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666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

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laughparty:

How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me

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dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

image

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supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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