engage-with-zorp:

I just want to date someone who likes pizza and Netflix. I want someone who likes music. Someone who enjoys fun and good things. Someone who uses the pointy end of a fork when they eat food. I want to date someone with a skeletal structure and a collection of internal organs that work together to maintain homeostasis.

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realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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pseudo cummies
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evilwitchgirl:

just hold on

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spinkickmycat:

Take away snapchat

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nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

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Be with someone who you don’t have to hide from, in any way. Whether it’s your morning face before you’ve put your make up on, an embarrassing story to tell about something that happened on your way home, or an ambition you’ve had since you were six… make sure you end up with someone who knows all of it and still loves you. A person you can tell your whole life to is a person worth spending a life with.

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dil-howlters-hotdog-suit:

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT

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